When Valentines day rolls around, you've got to do something special for your someone special. Some buy chocolate, some buy teddybears holding hearts or jewelry. But I have different ideas. When Valentines day rolls around, I show my fiance how much I love and care for him by preparing him for the zombie apocalypse. In case he ever asked something like this . . .
So I gave him this . . .
And this . . .
Yeah, I know. Best fiance ever. When the time comes and the zombies rise up, we will be prepared.